[20:14] k [20:15] * Trump_Card builds a gunbot replacement to stand in for KF while he is gone. :P [20:15] Trump builds a screwdriver instead [20:15] ship arrives at Explorer fleet [20:15] they are building a giant torpedo [20:16] "Fury. What's this thing FTL in?" [20:16] "Trans-D?" [20:16] E1, what about that thing I built last RPG? [20:16] [Fury] Both. We use trans-D for extragalactic because I don't know how to resolve jump coordinates at that range. [20:16] Trump - it explodes [20:16] "*groan*" [20:16] Aw. [20:17] "Can you derive what the Explorers use? [20:17] piss [20:17] Not trans-D. [20:17] [Fury] Not really. [20:17] "Fuck." [20:17] (what difference does it make?) [20:18] Explorers open a portal and fire torpedo into it [20:18] "should we be like ... stoping this" [20:18] "Kay." [20:18] "No." [20:18] "Fury, make a copy of yourself and leave it inactive. Have it activate when we turn this ship over to them." [20:18] [Fury] Uh, ok. [20:18] Might as well. [20:19] Right. [20:19] * FireFalcon opens comms [20:19] "My BC?" [20:19] * Trump_Card checks ship armoury again for any explorer weapons [20:19] [comm] Why do you want it back? [20:20] Trump finds none [20:20] * FireFalcon removes NewGun from this ship's armory. [20:20] "2 Reasons." [20:20] oh, in typical stupid naming, it has been christened "Multipulse" [20:20] "One, I'm having second thoughts. I really liked that BC." [20:20] Better than "Killer" [20:20] "Also, I didn't know we were going to be ripped off when the trade was intiated." [20:21] [comm] We cannot risk any race having that level of technology before they are ready for it. [20:21] "Oh?" [20:21] "We already have it." [20:21] * Trump_Card takes blueprints on how to access the Explorer sensor network [20:21] "Now, turn my fucking Battery over." [20:22] Trump recieves bacon [20:22] Explorers return Battery [20:22] * Trump_Card discards bacon and tries again [20:22] Trump recieves bacon [20:23] * Trump_Card stops pressing the receive bacon button [20:23] * NATO atempts [20:23] NATO succeeds [20:23] Hummmmmmmm bacon [20:23] Ha ha, Nato didn't get bacon. [20:23] "So, any other reasons?" [20:23] [comm] Well. We did once. [20:23] "Because that's pretty bullshit." [20:23] [comm] That race created the Revenants. [20:24] [comm] They then erected a massive barrier shield around their galaxy that prevents any energy beings from entering. [20:24] [comm] We cannot correct our own mistake. [20:24] "So you assume we'd start murdering other races en masse?" [20:24] "And do we seem like the kind of race that would make a mistake like that?" [20:25] "Do you really want to ask that question" [20:25] [comm] You, personally? We think you could handle it. Your entire race, and its allies? No. [20:25] "No?" [20:25] [comm] No. [20:25] "Not after being humbled repeatedly by the Creators and their peers?" [20:25] "Then what if we said we wouldn't give it to the rest of our race?" [20:26] [comm] We believe that you would not willingly turn it over, but you wouldn't have to do it willingly. [20:26] [comm] ... One moment. [20:26] GM toilet break. [20:26] no. [20:26] dramatic pause. [20:27] *gasp*? [20:27] Dun dun dunnnnn [20:27] This isn't lost. [20:27] I do not watch lost [20:27] no but its lost on us [20:27] :p [20:27] [comm] It appears the AI/Revenant hybrids got a single ship out to that races' galaxy. This would be bad for all parties. [20:27] "We can guess the next sentence. Coords." [20:28] [comm] If you can shut down one of the shield generators, we will assist you. [20:28] * NATO reloads [20:28] [comm] One of your friends has expressed a desire to join you on this adventure as well. [20:28] Kurtfleet arrives with impeccable timing [20:28] "We have friends?" [20:28] Or do we now go looking for random NPCs that live inside stars and near 4 massive black holes, etc? [20:28] FF recieves coordinates [20:29] Also bacon? [20:29] * FireFalcon uploads Fury into Battery and orders a jump. [20:29] no, that's just you [20:29] <_< [20:29] party (and Britt I guess) transfers to Battery [20:29] * FireFalcon comms Kurt [20:29] [comm, Explorers] We will wait outside the shield for you. Good luck. [20:29] [comm, Kurt] Yo. [20:29] "So, when are you two tying the knot?" [20:29] [comm] Did yesterday. [20:29] "HA!" [20:29] "Aha." [20:30] Right. Jump. [20:30] "..." [20:30] "I'll never undertand you fleshy types" [20:30] Battery + Kurtfleet enters portal (:P) [20:30] * FireFalcon removes NATO's carbines [20:30] :( [20:30] Wait... How did the revs get to the first galaxy we met them in if they couldn't leave their galaxy? [20:31] ok, F key fixed [20:31] * NATO beats T_C with flange [20:31] Trump - they came from this one [20:31] fleet arrives outside galactic shield [20:31] [Fury] Apparently we can't FTL through it. Will resume once on the other side. [20:31] [Fury] It'll only affect energy beings. None of us are ascended, we should be god. [20:31] +o [20:32] rofl @ god [20:32] "I AM god." [20:32] Right. [20:32] "So, can you find a generator?" [20:32] fleet passes through shield [20:32] [Fury] Yeah. Heading there now [20:32] fleet jumps [20:32] * Trump_Card is glad he isn't a half ascended being any more. :P [20:32] Kurt teleports aboard [20:33] [Kurt] I'm going to leave my fleet out of the way. From what the Explorers told me these guys' ships will be far more powerful than us and I don't want to die uselessly quite yet. [20:33] "More powerful..." [20:33] So what was that giant torp they were building? [20:33] * ArmouredFish has joined #cfirc [20:33] * ChanServ sets mode: +o ArmouredFish [20:33] AF! [20:34] "So long as they don't have Defiler-grade armor, their systems are vulernable." [20:34] modified erad to wipe out Revenants [20:34] NATO! [20:34] [Kurt] Apparently they're better. [20:34] "Groan." [20:34] "better enough to want to steal?" [20:34] fleet arrives. Kurtfleet (commanded by Cara) cloaks and moves away [20:34] Damnit AI's, stop making better technology. [20:34] this race is human(oid) [20:34] "Scan." [20:35] [Fury] Shield gen on surface. Seems unguarded. [20:35] * NATO smiles electronicalty [20:35] "Seems." [20:35] "Right. Slug the fucker." [20:35] [Fury] Probably generic overconfidence. Firing. [20:35] "Indeed." [20:35] "Rapefleet decloaks...Yeah." [20:35] Kurtfleet provides torpedo assistance. [20:35] [Fury] Shield generator badly damaged, but survived. [20:35] [Fury] It's transmitting. Jamming. [20:35] "Slug it a second time." [20:36] * NATO uses fury sanners to do close scans of tech of shield generator [20:36] [Fury] Firing again. [20:36] as it blows up ¬¬ [20:36] "Inhibs up." [20:36] [Fury] Generator offline. [20:36] "Lets hope they... belay." [20:36] [Fury] Activating. [20:36] [Fury] Aaand deactivating. [20:36] * NATO scans for source [20:36] "Cloak and we'll wait for the Explorers." [20:36] the Champion arrives [20:36] :P [20:37] /r/ sourse! [20:37] "What now." [20:37] [comm, Champion] We disassembled the rest of our vessels to return this one to full capacity. [20:37] "Orgy." [20:37] [comm] From here we need you to move towards this *coords* system. It contains a weapon we can use to wipe out this race, the Revenants, and I think that AI too. [20:38] "Why do we need to wipe this race out." [20:38] [comm] They created the Revenants and use them as a weapon. Do I need to explain this more? [20:38] "Right." [20:38] [Fury] Incoming unidentified cruiser. [20:38] "Hey... Can you host an Erad on that thing?" [20:39] er, mount [20:39] [comm] We already do. It will not be effective enough. [20:39] "...Alright." [20:39] [comm, cruiser] This is Rashaer space. Please leave immediately. [20:39] "Slug the AM plates. If torps are present, of course." [20:39] [Fury] Firing. [20:39] [Fury] Failed to penetrate armor. [20:39] "Fuck." [20:39] "Right, Jump." [20:39] * NATO scans impact [20:40] [Fury] They're inhibiting. [20:40] "Then that SF can do something about it." [20:40] * FireFalcon points at Champion [20:40] [comm, Champion] Rashaer cruiser, leave or WE will destroy YOU [20:40] [comm, cruiser] Not an option. [20:40] "I wonder how better their tech is..." [20:40] the cruiser fires on and damages the Champion's shields [20:40] "Hey, explorers, can we board it?" [20:40] the Champion powers its main beams and splits the cruiser in half [20:40] Or not/ [20:41] * NATO copys self onto Fury [20:41] "oh ... nevermind then" [20:41] * FireFalcon stops this by ejecting NATO into NATO. [20:41] [Fury] Powering FTL and heading to specified system [20:41] ow my mind [20:41] lolz. [20:41] lol [20:41] fleet jumps [20:41] * CS has joined #cfirc [20:41] * ChanServ sets mode: +o CS [20:41] CS! [20:41] just in time! [20:41] :D [20:41] * NATO aluters copy of self into some kind of AI weapon [20:42] We've met a new race. [20:42] IR happy, birthdays rock. [20:42] We had an explorer frigate! [20:42] and they're teeming with what are basically Explorer ships. [20:42] Let's jack one. >.> [20:42] * Trump_Card uses plotholes to summon levi [20:42] also, the Explorers' Champion starfort upgraded itself to full capacity [20:42] * FireFalcon waits to arrive! :P [20:43] it used to be deliberately downgraded to prevent tech theft [20:43] As was the Explorer frigate we got. [20:43] I'm waiting for CS to acknowledge [20:43] Can i get a profile of the new race? [20:43] Not really. [20:43] you just met them [20:43] like a minute ago [20:43] They're on Explorer level tech. [20:43] Explorers, only evil. [20:43] All we have is tech readings [20:43] not really anything else. [20:43] however Trump's description is pretty accurate [20:43] ok, so they aren't nice. [20:43] ;) [20:43] right now you have Battery, the Champion, and Kurt's fleet [20:43] Also: I have a gun that's better than your Combat Shotgun. [20:44] And it's... a shotgun. [20:44] My combat shotgun>? [20:44] * Trump_Card makes one for himself as well [20:44] Trump carries the CS [20:44] o_O [20:44] oh. [20:44] Gotcha. [20:44] * NATO blinks in confusion [20:44] Trump - combat shotgun is 4, multipulse is 5 [20:44] * CS plays with new headphones [20:44] ahh [20:44] Bah, [20:44] mine are failing. [20:44] I still have one slot left E1. <_< [20:44] uh, no :P [20:45] Well, these are basically travel [20:45] fleet arrives over planet [20:45] * NATO test runs combat AI copy of himself on a fake sysetm [20:45] "How the hell are we supposed to get that weapon." [20:45] they seem pretty sweet... :o [20:45] [comm, Champion] We will cover you. Move into the upper atmosphere so you have some protection from their ships. [20:45] oooh. [20:45] "Do so, Fury." [20:45] Ground assault [20:45] [comm] The weapon is a massive surface installation. [20:45] :D [20:45] CS - ground DEFENSE actually [20:45] * CS checks loadout [20:46] Lets board one of their ships. :P [20:46] * FireFalcon loads Tsunami and MultiPulse [20:46] * NATO scans location [20:46] We will when the race is all dead. [20:46] [comm] It's currently uninhabited. We assume they will send vessels here to take it back. [20:46] "And this weapon will kill ships, or just beings inhabiting them..." [20:46] NATO - the installation is roughly the size of a small city [20:46] "Latter a la Erad." [20:46] Cool [20:46] How big is the main barrel :p [20:46] [comm] We're not actually sure. [20:46] "Well shit. We better board one now..." [20:46] CS superheavy mount [20:47] cruiser, then. [20:47] [comm] If you delay we may be wiped out. [20:47] I've got a Grav Cannon, Generator, and pulse pistol, right? [20:47] "I need to get closer to tell FF" [20:47] Right... Have we moved yet? [20:47] ... no, just the grav and gen [20:47] .. [20:47] Fury is automatically descending [20:47] heeeeey thunder [20:47] do I have space for a pistol? [20:47] In before power failure. [20:47] yeah sure [20:48] In before bagged milk [20:48] 1 slot and all [20:48] Pulse Pistol! [20:48] Kurt will join you as a Juggernaut. [20:48] Or a Mop [20:48] Mops are overrated. [20:48] what be I toold up with e1 san? [20:48] 2x K Pulse Carbine [20:48] Rocket Pistol [20:48] -over + under [20:48] "Right. Deploy party in a drop pod." [20:48] can I dump those for one of these multipulse things? [20:49] * CS modifies Pulse pistol into a miniature CDC and plugs it into the Generator too [20:49] you'd have to drop either both carbines or a carbine and the pistol. [20:49] 4+4+2, multipulse is 5 [20:49] you do the math [20:49] CS cannot do this [20:49] >_> [20:49] :( [20:49] * Trump_Card takes a jugg and installs a multipulse on it [20:49] as which hardpoint? [20:49] Carbines are 4? [20:49] yes [20:49] Oh [20:49] ok [20:49] [Kurt] I have crew for 10 vehicles. Choose wisely. [20:49] I'll updrade my carbienes to dual Mutipulses :D [20:50] "Uh..." [20:50] and dump the pistol [20:50] "2 Eclipses for fire support." [20:50] "3 sledges and 3 Cents for MBTs..." [20:50] [Kurt] And I have the entire library of Coalition, Defiler, K, and Harbie vehicles. [20:50] "Oh." [20:50] "well shit. 3 Harby Heavy mechs." [20:51] * Trump_Card takes a heavy troll [20:51] that's 5 [20:51] 6 [20:51] "... 2 Spirit Breakers." [20:51] "An Arbiter, and an Archer." [20:51] :D [20:51] Bear? [20:51] Dominator. [20:51] >_> [20:51] Why the fuck do we need a transport. [20:51] Fuck the bear [20:52] And yes, Dominator rather than an Arbiter. [20:52] uh, SpiritBreakers are meant to attack defensive AA positions [20:52] I don't see how that's useful [20:52] oh. [20:52] Well... [20:52] also, Bears rape infantry [20:52] WE can do taht. [20:52] just explaining :P [20:53] [Kurt] And the ship's AI can handle fighters, so don't worry about that. [20:53] cool. [20:53] Uh. [20:53] remove the archer too, then. [20:53] so... 3 more... [20:53] An Arbiter and 2 HyperTrolls. [20:54] I'd say just 10 Dominators >_> [20:54] * Trump_Card takes a sledge and uses the 4 pulse cannons for antidark and multipulse [20:54] [Kurt] They are being assembled for transport now. [20:54] CS: a mass of any 1 unit type is raped here." [20:54] Trump - you don't want a vehicle personally [20:54] you need to fit inside buildings [20:54] Aw. [20:54] heh. [20:54] Unless it's like, 50000 Juggernauts [20:54] or some shit. [20:54] * CS joins the Anti Vehichle Detail [20:54] * Trump_Card breaks the doorway [20:54] [Kurt] We ready? [20:55] * FireFalcon is Suppression! [20:55] "Sure." [20:55] * NATO is tech surport >> [20:55] party is teleported to surface (yes, you're holding that low orbit) [20:55] * Trump_Card is mechanic [20:55] "Hell yeah motherfucker" [20:55] Right. [20:55] Go to the weapon control room, then. [20:55] the vehicles arrive around you [20:55] * NATO scans fo open ports [20:55] the door is rusted shut [20:55] NATO finds one [20:55] * FireFalcon kicks it down [20:56] * Trump_Card uses CS to blow open doors [20:56] door shatters [20:56] * NATO conects via firewall [20:56] party finds the command console [20:56] NATO catches fire [20:56] <_< [20:56] XD [20:56] * FireFalcon hooks NATO up to the Command Console [20:56] "You do this. We'll take care of hostiles." [20:56] weapon will require 30 minutes (game time) to charge. [20:56] the city area is protected by a shield which can be powered now [20:56] "ok, where do you want to blow up today?" [20:56] Keep it powered down. [20:57] Power it up when hostiles show up. [20:57] * CS puts on a birthday hat [20:57] however, in the final stages it has to shut down the shield to have enough power to finish the charge [20:57] k [20:57] * NATO looks up what this thing accualy does [20:57] and what its been used against [20:57] * Trump_Card builds 20 ZPM's and hooks them up [20:57] * FireFalcon smooths down hair and applies helmet [20:57] :P [20:57] it also has a number of small AI batteries [20:57] Trump - no [20:58] NATO: We're gonna use it to kill this entire race. [20:58] NATO - it is a massive eradicator variant, but it's far removed from the original and you can't figure out exactly what's changed [20:58] * FireFalcon twirls Staffblade and waits. [20:58] * CS sits outside on a rock [20:58] "Get some Explorers down here to help us." [20:58] [comm, Champion] Here they come! [20:58] [comm, Cara] Targetting anything in range. Weapons free, fleet. [20:59] "Explorers never sully their hands in battle unless need be." [20:59] "Fury, target what you can." [20:59] [comm, Champion] Enemy starfortress destroyed. [20:59] ... [20:59] NICE SHOT [20:59] [comm, Fury] I'm firing but I'm doing jack to anything bigger than a destroyer. [20:59] "..... this thing is massive" [20:59] "I really mean masive" [20:59] In before worldships and larger ships than that showing up. [20:59] "Right. Focus on keeping your shields up and providing fighterswarms, then." [21:00] [comm, Cara] Dropships inbound. Good luck down there. [21:00] "I'm talking not like, single galaxy here, several at a time kinda thing" [21:00] [comm, Fury] Oh, god damn, that is a command ship. [21:00] [comm, command] Surrender now and we might spare you. [21:00] party spots dropships on the horizon [21:00] "They changed it quite substancaly but nothing seems to well, lead to anything. I can only really guess when it fires" [21:00] "Go fuck yourself. [21:01] * NATO puts up shield [21:01] Uhh [21:01] [comm, command] Well now. I'm glad you'll provide target practice. [21:01] E1, stop telling Nato what to say in [21:01] Champion may want to kill that. [21:01] PM's. [21:01] :P [21:01] shield activates [21:01] "Undefeated until now." [21:01] I'm not [21:01] he's making that up [21:01] "This streak will continue." [21:02] [comm, Champion] We cannot engage a ship of that size directly, and we're too large to affect its internals. Looking for some other way to distract them. [21:02] dropships land [21:02] * Trump_Card readies weapons [21:02] a gaggle of infantry exit and begin firing on the shield [21:02] "Deconstruct a frigate and have it nuke the reactors." [21:02] * FireFalcon mows them down with Tsunami [21:02] * CS runs for cover closer to the dropships, and fires at a landed one [21:02] infantry switch to slugthrowers and fire at party [21:02] or close to landing. [21:02] * FireFalcon finds cover [21:03] CS takes out a dropship [21:03] Go me! [21:03] FF hit in the shoulder [21:03] * Trump_Card sets up autogun emplacements [21:03] * FireFalcon flanks infantry [21:03] * CS fires pulse rounds around his cover [21:03] infantry break shield locally and begin charging [21:03] * Trump_Card uses KFNPC to heal FF [21:03] Hypertrolls open fire [21:03] * NATO looks at what happens if you fire this thing half cocked [21:03] * FireFalcon hops into the gaggle and rips them apart with Staffblade [21:03] NATO - it explodes violently [21:03] * CS aims Grav cannon paralell to the ground at their legs [21:03] Oooohhhh kay then [21:03] * Trump_Card continues setting up autoguns [21:04] infantry swarm FF [21:04] * FireFalcon staffhops up and out of swarm [21:04] Dominator decides to join the fun [21:04] * CS beats infantry after FF with Grav Cannon! [21:04] [Kurt] First time I've had one of those on my side! [21:04] Melee! :o [21:04] CS breaks infantrys' face [21:04] awesome. [21:04] dropships begin sending tanks in [21:04] * NATO scans instalation for any kind of high tech sensor / boardcast system [21:04] * CS tries to hit them before they drop the tanks [21:04] NATO locates sensor+comm systems [21:04] * FireFalcon scans tanks for pilots [21:05] CS doesn't have enough range [21:05] darn. [21:05] tanks appear to be remote control [21:05] * CS kicks the dominator [21:05] * NATO atempts to forge one way conection to enermy comandship [21:05] [comm, Dominator] Targetting. [21:05] NATO cannot break encryption [21:05] Dominator rips a tank column apart [21:05] Bah [21:05] * CS moves to a forward position near the drop point [21:05] * FireFalcon follows CS [21:05] * CS shoots at some tanks [21:05] * FireFalcon drops behind cover and reloads Tsunami [21:05] spawn camping, hehe. [21:05] [comm, Fury] My shields are failing. [21:06] * CS looks at FF [21:06] NATO: 25min remaining [21:06] "Cut power to weaponry." [21:06] * Trump_Card continues to turretspam [21:06] "Do the same for life support and the such." [21:06] I just calculated 20 >:0 [21:06] [comm, Champion] Orbital fire inbound! Watch out! [21:06] "Reroute to arcs that are being attacked." [21:06] * CS holds Moo above head! [21:06] a set of BC pulses slam into city's shield [21:06] they're gonna hit the dom. [21:06] or that. [21:06] crap. [21:06] "Kill ventral shield power." [21:06] Meh [21:06] [comm, Fury] Doing so. [21:06] NATO - drama! [21:06] XD [21:07] a tank runs over CS [21:07] * CS checks inbound orbital fleet [21:07] Holywood time then [21:07] * FireFalcon looks for a dropship [21:07] FF finds many [21:07] * Trump_Card uses KFNPC to revive CS [21:07] Right. [21:07] One near-by. [21:07] CS revived. [21:07] FF finds one [21:07] * NATO scans instlation for generators [21:07] 'kay. [21:07] Guarded? [21:07] infantry swarm Trump [21:07] NATO - it has six primary reactors [21:07] * Trump_Card PRD/CS's them [21:07] * NATO checks output of all [21:07] FF - it is still ejecting passengers [21:07] all are online [21:07] k. [21:07] * FireFalcon mows down passengers [21:07] Trump finally gets to kill something! [21:08] FF cleanses dropship [21:08] What, my auto turrets weren't? [21:08] * FireFalcon moves over and looks for tank control on the Dropship [21:08] passive [21:08] like most of your NPC escorts [21:08] FF finds none. [21:08] "Bah." [21:08] now I'm angry! [21:08] "...You're still useful." [21:08] dropships are now landing artillery [21:08] * FireFalcon gets out and crouches [21:08] * CS runs in a dropship [21:08] * FireFalcon Staffs dropship into Arty [21:08] cityshield at 80% [21:09] * Trump_Card throws CS into a gammaray generator [21:09] I have the size of a planet behind me! >:O [21:09] * CS uses pulse pistol to cut through a artillery's hatch [21:09] FF only has one PRD end of the staff [21:09] this cannot be done [21:09] ... [21:09] What? [21:09] me or him? o-O [21:09] :P [21:09] Oh. [21:09] CS cuts in very very slowly [21:09] * FireFalcon dismounts energyblade [21:09] Trump kills his attackers [21:09] * Trump_Card runs up to a group of people and CS's them [21:09] * FireFalcon staffs dropship into arty now [21:09] * CS cuts power on grav cannon to only go about a foot deep [21:09] * CS uses that instead [21:09] Trump removes their torsos [21:10] CS tears hatch apart [21:10] * CS drops in and shoots any crew [21:10] * Trump_Card continues doing that until he runs out of bullets [21:10] [comm, Kurt] I'm on fire! Oh wait! YOU ARE! *evil laugh* [21:10] * FireFalcon waits for the dropship to do something. [21:10] "crazy mother fucker" [21:10] dropship explodes. [21:10] ... [21:10] * NATO plays spider solitare while waiting [21:10] on the Arty? [21:10] artillery destroyed. [21:10] Awesome. [21:10] Trump runs out of ammo. [21:10] empty dropships take off. [21:10] * Trump_Card starts PRDing them [21:10] * CS seizes control of artillery unit and starts firing at other artillery, running over infantry, etc. [21:10] NATO: 20min [21:10] * NATO scans air for imcomeing dropships [21:10] "Pussies!" [21:11] CS is targetted [21:11] * FireFalcon looks for tanks." [21:11] by? [21:11] Close ones. [21:11] * CS hails dominator for help [21:11] all the empty dropships [21:11] like, all of them. [21:11] oh shi. [21:11] * CS sets to autofire and charge at them, and gtfos [21:11] [comm, Cara] Fighter cover inbound. [21:11] * NATO atempts to overide dropshit control [21:11] * Trump_Card falls back to resupply [21:11] lolz. [21:11] CS' artillery obliterated [21:11] rofl NATO. [21:11] anyway, fails [21:11] * FireFalcon dismounts blade [21:11] Trump stands on the green triangle [21:11] * FireFalcon moves next to a dead tank [21:11] * FireFalcon staffs it into infantry [21:12] infantry shoot it down [21:12] want to know what I planned e1 ? [21:12] "..." [21:12] uh, sure [21:12] * FireFalcon moves next to a live tank and staffs it at them! >:O [21:12] it self-d's [21:12] * CS charges infantry for more melee fun [21:12] LOL crash on troops we just droped! [21:12] CS is killed [21:12] * Trump_Card goes back to CSing people that don't like us [21:12] * FireFalcon remounts blade [21:12] :( [21:12] * FireFalcon Tsunamis more inf [21:12] a very large number of Cobras arrive for cover [21:12] * CS waits [21:12] * Trump_Card uses kfnpc to revive, etc [21:13] FF is headshotted [21:13] ... [21:13] CS is revived behind shield [21:13] FF also [21:13] * FireFalcon rolls behind shield [21:13] "ff? FF? FF!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" [21:13] Eclipses fire [21:13] * FireFalcon looks for infantry that aren't immediately targetting me. [21:13] [comm, Arbiter] Going down! [21:13] it falls on the LZ [21:13] "Eject, failures." [21:13] * Trump_Card makes sure he in't outside the shield and plants more auto turrets [21:13] * NATO does a wide beam scan for open ports on enermy vhercles [21:14] * CS ops on the back of a hyper troll and waits [21:14] NATO cannot find one [21:14] >:0 [21:14] Trump continues spamming autoturrets [21:14] CS watches the troll hurricane the shit out of infantry [21:14] * FireFalcon gets behind cover [21:14] * NATO checks shield strenth [21:14] [comm, Cara] Bombardment again! [21:14] 75% [21:14] * CS fires grav cannon from its shoulder [21:14] and now 60% [21:14] * FireFalcon looks for Infantry [21:14] * Trump_Card throws some lawndarts at the enemy vehicles [21:14] what class is the arbiter? [21:14] Super Unit [21:14] Defiler superheavy air unit [21:14] ah. [21:14] half frigate basically [21:14] hmm [21:15] orbital status? [21:15] Trump does not have these [21:15] * NATO atempts to calculate if bararge continues as such will sheild give out before system auto shuts it down to final charge [21:15] :( [21:15] the Champion is tearing the opposing fleet to shreds but can't do shit to the command [21:15] dammit. [21:15] "Yo, Fury, Trans-D some torps into the Command's reactors." [21:15] NATO - yes [21:15] ok [21:15] * CS shoots people, i guess. [21:15] [Fury] I'm trying! They have inhibitors! [21:15] CS misses [21:15] * NATO boosts shield with reactor power to try and balance the two [21:15] * FireFalcon mows down infantry [21:16] * FireFalcon gets down behind cover again [21:16] FF's cover is exploded [21:16] * FireFalcon staffhops behind more [21:16] NATO notices that a separate party is attempting to breech reactor #3 [21:16] darn. [21:16] * Trump_Card shoots CSsnipes at groups of people [21:16] * FireFalcon staffhops to meet them. [21:16] FF finds a set of tanks [21:16] "SOMEONE PROTECT REACTOR 3!" [21:16] * CS runs to help FF and grav cannons the lead [21:16] 15min until discharge [21:16] * FireFalcon looks for a controlling dropship. [21:17] FF can't find one [21:17] * FireFalcon scans for pilots [21:17] none [21:17] "..." [21:17] tanks open fire on reactor casing [21:17] autonomous? [21:17] Guess so. [21:17] * CS fires on tanks! [21:17] (they're actually controlled from one of the capitals in orbit) [21:17] * FireFalcon grabs KF and modifies him to jam controlling signal [21:17] CS breaks a tank [21:17] * CS tries the short range grav cannon hatch breech thing on one in the rear [21:17] * Trump_Card goes over to tanks and hacks into them, and changes the IFF they fire at [21:17] CS is disruptored [21:17] ow. [21:18] * FireFalcon waits for E1 to ack. [21:18] Trump instead switches the IFF on one of his turrets [21:18] KF is searching for signal [21:18] * FireFalcon leaves KF and gets behind column [21:18] reactor 3 at 50% health [21:18] * FireFalcon dismounts Blade and Staffs tanks at each other [21:18] >< [21:18] [comm, Cara] The command is firing at the planet! [21:18] * Trump_Card PRD's the tanks [21:18] * CS waits for heal [21:18] "...The FUCK are we supposed to do?" [21:18] KF heals CS [21:18] a pair of torpedoes hits the shield [21:18] * FireFalcon orders KF to heal CS [21:19] * NATO evaluates damage done if reator 3 drops [21:19] shield at 20% [21:19] bad [21:19] tanks eliminated [21:19] * FireFalcon looks for inf and remounts blade [21:19] How much will charge time increase by? [21:19] they're back fighting Trump's horde of turrets [21:19] +4min [21:19] * CS goes tank hunting [21:19] [comm, Fury] I've lost all shields! Hull is breaching! [21:19] * Trump_Card spams gas turrets [21:20] "FUCK." [21:20] * NATO conects and copys Fury AI off [21:20] [comm, Fury] Evacuating myself to the Praetorian! [21:20] "Alright, no sense in keeping them up..." [21:20] "Go to Nav mode." [21:20] "Gtfo," [21:20] "Did anyone remember to save a... Nevermind." [21:20] Or that. [21:20] [comm] Too late! [21:20] "You suck cocks." [21:20] [comm, Cara] SHIT! CLEAR OF THE BLAST! [21:20] FF observes a rather pretty explosion [21:20] * FireFalcon salutes Battery III [21:21] [comm, Cara] Fury and Britt made it off safely. [21:21] * NATO checks time, shield and reactor. [21:21] Battery IV better have explorer tech. [21:21] [comm, Kurt] Uh, guys, there's this giant-assed.. ant looking thing moving our way. [21:21] * FireFalcon staffhops into Inf swarm and starts cutting them up, mowing them down, blasting them to shreds, and staffing them out of blind rage [21:21] 12min, 18%, 60% [21:21] [comm, Cara] Fuck this. Two can play at this game. [21:21] :O [21:22] ant superunit destroyed by BC fire [21:22] * CS ...aww. [21:22] * NATO calculates time till shild drop and total time if I drop shield now [21:22] 3min, and -6min [21:22] * FireFalcon staffhops out of swarm, into cover, reloads, and gets back to the fray [21:22] [comm, Dominator] We're being overrun! [21:23] a portal opens over the city (inside shield) [21:23] a Panther exits [21:23] "OH FUCK THIS!" [21:23] * NATO drops shield [21:23] (Coalition superheavy) [21:23] :o [21:23] * FireFalcon stabs Inf in chestm follows up through the head, and staffhops out again. [21:23] * Trump_Card picks up another CS due to plotholes and akimbos them [21:23] * FireFalcon eats a stimpack and rushes to Dom's position [21:23] [comm, Panther] This is commander Gerard Quinn. A number of soldiers volunteered to join you. I brought them here. [21:24] ~50 juggernauts teleport onto the surface [21:24] ":D [21:24] " [21:24] [comm, Quinn] And now! Release all warheads, autotarget! [21:24] "How the fuck does this effect... Fuck it, just move to the Dominator, NOW." [21:24] Quinn? [21:24] Guy who took over Coalition. [21:24] for those who do not know: Panther carries ~2000 torpedoes. [21:24] ahh. [21:24] called Kurt an incompetant mother fucker. [21:24] Oh shiiit [21:24] LARGE torpedoes. [21:25] Then we later found out that Quinn was controlled by Seth. [21:25] We fixed that. [21:25] it's basically a giant carpet bomber [21:25] That too. [21:25] Although it was really Seth that was controlling him. [21:25] I just said that. [21:25] [comm, Quinn] Alright. Setting autopilot and getting my ass onto the Praetorian before every hostile flier in the system tries to kill me for that one. [21:25] * FireFalcon arrives and looks to see what's overwhelming the Dominator [21:25] party reaches dominator. infantry are climbing its legs [21:26] * FireFalcon staffhops onto a leg and starts stabbing them in the face [21:26] the Panther's torpedoes wtfpwn the incoming armor divisions [21:26] * CS picks them off the legs [21:26] the Panther is destroyed by hostile fire [21:26] * FireFalcon staffhops off and Tsunami [21:26] s inf [21:26] [comm] BRACE FOR SHOCKWAVE ETA 1 MIN [21:26] [comm, Kurt] I need to return to my ship. It's not looking good. [21:26] still at 4min dammit :P [21:26] >:0 [21:26] * FireFalcon calls in Levi [21:26] Damn you and your Drama! [21:26] it is WAAAAY more than 4 minutes away [21:27] Shhh. [21:27] Fine. [21:27] * Trump_Card akimbo CS's the infantry climbing the legs [21:27] I droped the shield [21:27] * FireFalcon keeps Tsunami'ing Inf [21:27] you did. [21:27] * FireFalcon staffhops back onto a leg [21:27] "I wanna see what this can do..." [21:27] [comm, Kurt (on Praetorian)] Guardians, move out of here. You guys on the surface, get inside. The last time I did this the results on the ground weren't very pleasant. [21:27] * FireFalcon Multipulses an Inf in the face. [21:27] infantry explodes [21:28] * Trump_Card heads inside with Nato [21:28] * FireFalcon hops off Inf [21:28] "Anyone who can, get inside." [21:28] er, off leg. [21:28] Coalition soldiers run inside the building. Vehicle crews set theirs to self-d and run inside as well [21:28] [comm, Kurt] Initiating descent. [21:28] * FireFalcon cuts through a roof and hops inside [21:28] falls, rather [21:28] party takes cover [21:29] * Trump_Card repairs roof [21:29] [comm, Kurt] All point defense! Open fire! I don't care if there isn't anything to shoot at! [21:29] Trump has a very good idea [21:29] lol [21:29] FF notices a number of hostile soldiers got in as well [21:29] * FireFalcon reloads weaponry [21:29] * Trump_Card repairs door [21:29] ... [21:29] * NATO checks things again [21:29] * FireFalcon charges one [21:29] 2.5min, shields offline, reactors fine [21:29] * FireFalcon knocks it down and Multipulses him/it in the face [21:30] [comm, Champion] The enemy command has us dead to rights. Trying to phase but that's offline. [21:30] FF is shanked [21:30] "So yeah ... Who wants to press the big red button of "I don't know what the HELL this is going to do" ?" [21:30] "Dead to what now?" [21:30] * FireFalcon Multipulses the shanker [21:30] [comm] In your words, we're BONED. [21:30] * FireFalcon rolls behind cover and mows them down [21:30] "When the fuck have I ever said that." [21:30] FF misses [21:30] "Get the hell out of there." [21:30] * FireFalcon adjusts aim and fires [21:30] [comm] We're using a moon as an LOS block and trying to repair [21:30] FF clears the inside [21:31] * FireFalcon reloads and chucks bodies outside [21:31] [Comm] All ships disengage, GTFO if you can! atleast get out of the base airspace! [21:31] Oooh [21:31] Keep some weaponry. [21:31] "That's no moon..." [21:31] [comm, Kurt] So long, you Rashaer bitches. [21:31] Kurt jumps [21:31] party hears a massive implosion outside [21:31] lol. [21:31] one minute [21:31] And he just took a great deal of the atmosphere with him. [21:32] Right. [21:32] Adama drop? [21:32] the soldiers begin breaking down the damaged wall [21:32] * FireFalcon grabs comms and points them at the CS [21:32] he did it once before, but it's something similar, yes [21:32] "DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA, BITCHES!" [21:32] * Trump_Card attempts to repair wall [21:32] Trump suceeds [21:32] then they break it again [21:32] * FireFalcon points Tsunami out a hole and fires at inf [21:32] another giant ant thing appears and steps on the ceiling [21:32] * Trump_Card spams auto turrets [21:33] * FireFalcon looks up at it and staffhops onto a leg [21:33] * CS grav cannons the ant [21:33] ... [21:33] * FireFalcon gets off the leg [21:33] * Trump_Card PRD's it [21:33] Trump is thrown backwards [21:33] "DEAR GOD WHY WON'T THIS THING JUST FIRE!!" [21:33] 30s. [21:33] * FireFalcon dismounts blade, crouches, and staffs the ant into space. [21:33] friendly fighters have been wiped out [21:33] the ant flies away! [21:33] "Suck IT. Bitch." [21:33] * CS baars [21:33] Ant destroys enemy CS? [21:33] lol [21:34] :P [21:34] * CS ducks [21:34] [comm, Champion] Before we die! I must tell you.. there is a second.. Champion.. we do not know where.. [21:34] "...Lovely." [21:34] [comm] It is yours. [21:34] "....." [21:34] ... [21:34] [comm] WE DIE WITH HONOR [21:34] ... [21:34] DIBS [21:34] Champion explodes [21:34] "I take back all I've said." [21:34] "Explorers are fucking awesome." [21:34] * FireFalcon gets back on Comms [21:34] "So, Yeah, Target practice?" [21:34] [comm] RAAAAAAGH [21:34] So... The explorer race is dead now? [21:34] "Fuck you." [21:35] "And fuck your race." [21:35] [comm, Kurt] I'm getting out of here now. Good luck. [21:35] countdown hits 0 [21:35] Basically. [21:35] "Enjoy being dead." [21:35] * Trump_Card spams rapeclowns [21:35] so who wants to fire it? [21:35] 1 sec >> [21:35] * FireFalcon looks at NATO [21:35] All yours. [21:35] Wait [21:35] * Trump_Card looks at the big red button [21:35] * FireFalcon waits for my song to catch up.. [21:36] * Trump_Card slams CS's face into it. [21:36] "yippie ki-yay motherfucker" [21:36] "I'll be sorry so you said." [21:36] * NATO fires [21:36] "I'm not sorry.' [21:36] "BANG YOU'RE DEAD." [21:36] weapon fires [21:36] every living thing, every AI construct, any refined metal in the radius of one and a half galaxies is vaporized. [21:36] add "every energy being" to that list as well [21:37] Oh. [21:37] inc us? [21:37] And fuck you CS. [21:37] That took longer real time than game time! >:O [21:37] YTou have the Levi. [21:37] including you. [21:37] awwww [21:37] ...whoh [21:37] We died? D: [21:37] saving the universe [21:37] Fuck that noise. [21:37] So... We win? [21:37] Kurt and the NPCs survived with what your next incarnations will need to know [21:37] We died, too. [21:37] "Well Hell I'm glad I left a copy of myself at home :D [21:37] " [21:37] Pryhhic victory if I ever knew one. [21:37] +sp [21:38] and the Battery was destroyed. again. [21:38] Fucking assholes. [21:38] the Explorers are now wiped out [21:38] martyrs yeah. [21:38] but there's that other starfort somewhere [21:38] * Trump_Card ascends again [21:38] * NATO blinks and wonders what becomes of him [21:38] Somewhere. [21:38] yeah. [21:38] so, we need to remake chars? :P [21:38] Like we'll ever meet it, [21:38] pretty much [21:38] woot [21:38] that was a char reset [21:39] * everyone ctrl-a backspace's [21:39] I destroyed 1.5 galaxies with my face :D [21:39] Yeah. [21:39] Nooooooooooooooo [21:39] I'm ugly :( [21:39] So yeah [21:39] pretty much [21:39] Haven finsihed yet :p [21:39] I died exactly how I wanted to. [21:39] you might have a whole percent done [21:39] Taking as many mother fuckers with me as possible. [21:39] jerking off with 4 other guys in the room? [21:39] Yes. :P [21:40] awesome. [21:40] You giant vagina. [21:40] thats next char. [21:40] [21:38:53] pretty much <--- Also, who was this directed at? [21:40] CS [21:40] k [21:40] Rocking faces. with my face. [21:40] * FireFalcon meets Explorers in heaven "So yeah..." [21:40] * Trump_Card respawns on the station we found Britt on [21:40] hey, this means the mother jokes end :D [21:40] Not really. [21:40] trust me. I'll find a way [21:40] your next char's mother can be a whore too. [21:41] [Explorer] The meaning of life is actually 24. Douglas Adams was dyslexic. [21:41] aha. [21:41] XD [21:41] ahaha. [21:41] * CS chills with Jesus [21:41] E1 will just say that your next char was a brother of this one, if you go Defiler again [21:41] and with that, I'd savepoint, but I think we'll do credit roll instead [21:41] "Should I even be up here?" [21:41] creditroll? [21:41] RPG Superlatives? :D [21:41] "Cuz... you know, not believing in god... etc." [21:41] [Explorer] Well, hell's full since you just killed an entire species. [21:42] "Good point." [21:42] * NATO enjoys silicone heven [21:42] * CS backs out, party time [21:42] later! [21:42] enjoy! [21:42] Cya [21:42] * CS has quit IRC (Quit: No one achieves immortality in his own lifetime.) [21:42] * Trump_Card notices all the corn fields that you guys burnt down [21:42] ok, I'm moving downstairs [21:42] kkk [21:42] I'll be back online in 5 minutes or so [21:42] * FireFalcon flies with wings and shit