Mom says:
are you awake?
Under_ware says:
yes
Mom says:
are you alone?
Under_ware says:
maybe
Mom says:
no kidding..........is Tammy there?
Under_ware says:
who?
Mom says:
ya right
Under_ware says:
what makes you ask that?
Mom says:
i'm not stupid
Under_ware says:
tammy is just a friend, nothing more
Mom says:
IF she is your girlfriend........don't hurt her feelings by "hidding her"....I remember how it felt when your dad's parents didn't except me
Under_ware says:
she is not my girlfriend, just a close friend
Mom says:
ok..........I just want you to know........ok?
Under_ware says:
you're paranoid
Mom says:
no,,,,,,,,,,,I'm a mom
Under_ware says:
paranoid
Mom says:
and your a brat
Under_ware says:
thats beside the point
Mom says:
you don't have to HURT my feelings either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Under_ware says:
yeah yeah
Mom says:
bye.......schooling.........which I think you might need some as well
Under_ware says:
why so?
Mom says:
you need to learn how to be NICE and not be a SMART ASS....and learn how to defend your self when your mother KICKS YOUR ASS
Under_ware says:
I'm not being a smartass
Mom says:
your right................A DUMB ASS is more like it.........see ya later kido 
Under_ware says:
ok
Mom says:
I love you
Under_ware says:
ok
Mom says:
how about dito
Under_ware says:
ok is as good as I can manage
Mom says:
TRY 
Under_ware says:
too early in the morning
Mom says:
butt
Under_ware says:
not me